(phones ring) (office chatter) (girl hums) - Here we go, shaving our legs in the middle of our office that's normal. I feel great about this. (whooshes) (squeaks) - [Woman] Freedom of choice. We all want it when it comes to most things but how about when it comes to shaving? - [Announcer] The new Sphynx razor advertises that you can now shave whenever, wherever you want? - [Kristen] But can it stand up to our ridiculous lifestyle Casinoslots South Africa?
- It's Ladylike and today we're playing beauty roulette. - Shave edition. - So our assistant Shanel Boldly bought the Sphynx razors and they tried them out in the car which is kind of like a viable place to try and shave your legs if you're in a rush but we decided to take it to the next level. - We're gonna see if we can shave in crazy situations. - Woo, let's do it, I'm ready to find out where I'm gonna be shaving these gams. (sighs) - I don't know man, who's gonna get on the fridge? Have you thought that one through? Has anyone thought that one through? - These are crazy ass options, who chose these, Devon was it you? (laughs) - On top of the fridge I hope I get on top of the fridge. I love climbing shit. - What, please let me not get the bosses office. Please. Please. Wheel. - Here I go. (dramatic music) - [Blonde] Somewhere not weird, somewhere not weird. - No, maybe it will land on nothing. - In between strangers. What does that mean exactly? - In Dino's tent, this is my dog's tent. - On top of the fridge. I'm very excited. (sad music) - I feel like maybe we shouldn't play this game anymore. I don't want to talk about it. - I feel good I climbed things all the time as a kid, so this is gonna be like old hat. - Alright, here we go. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, before you shave, in Zae's office, just so you know you have three minutes to do this. Go with God. - My, oh, you could have at least given it to me open. (salsa music) - 'Scuse me. Can you just make, thanks. - Apparently, what I do is I start with spraying like spritzing my legs, alright. Shall we? (upbeat music) - I'm going to take his bone out. And also his moose, this may not be those most sanitary way to shave your legs. - Don't you hate the ankle hair part? I always miss 'em, you know, the ankle hair part. - This is like not even gonna be hard for me. First of all there's a lot of surface area up here. - I don't think we should do this, honestly, I want to do it over a surface that we could like wipe clean. I feel like we're committing a crime and I need to like. - [Director] There's a table right there. - No, I, - [Director] Prop your leg up. - I'm not, no. (country music) - [Girl In Tent] Okay. - [Kristin] Is that as far as you can get in? - [Girl In Tent] No I can get in further. (woman laughs) - [Kristin] Do you? - I can feel the fridge reacting a little bit to my weight, I wouldn't say it's bending but, I would say that it's probably not used to this. - [Director] You look so worried. - Okay, I, I, I, I am worried I'm doing this right here. - [Director] Are you doing this on the floor? - Yeah, I'm gonna do it on the floor. - [Director] Oh wait, you should fill that up with water. There's Buzzfeed water in there. ust grab a water from Zae's fridge. - Every minute we're getting further beyond the line. 'Cause this is gonna make a mess. It's gonna make such, - Yeah I got a lot of hair, do you wanna see? Yeah, yeah. This is like about two weeks of no shaving. - You know this is actually really convenient 'cause like in the shower because the lighting is hard to get the ankle hairs, like those wretched ankle hairs that always seem to get missed. But if I could just prop my leg up on (man laughs) some, (beeps) if I could just prop my leg up on someone's desk (women laugh) - Okay, alright, this works. Okay. Okay. Who asked if this was cheating? (girls laugh) Who asked if this was cheating? Does this look like cheating to you? Oh my god. - Every time I see a tall head I'm just like. Alright, let's go. Oh my gosh, it fucks. - [Director] Do you want to sit on the ground? - I gotta sit on the ground. Okay, this is, is it even spraying the right direction? - I really gotta stretch out here. The knees also really hard, you know? It's bumpy, you have to be really straight or you will nick yourself. think I'm getting moisture on your cell phone, sorry. - Okay, welcome to my Friday. Guys I can only stay in this tent for so long. - [Kristin] Well then shave your legs faster. - Okay, Kristin! - [Kristin] Look, I'm very salty okay? - You're so salty. - [Kristin] I'm gonna be salty all day. - Oh god I just sprayed myself in the face. The oil slick stays on your leg, you know. There's, I feel like my legs have a little bit of residue on them. - Because it uses like an oil bar to lubricate, I think that actually makes it so that if you have longer hair it will clog the razor more easily because all the hair will get caught up in the dried moisturizer. Ugh, I cut myself. Because I was trying to like avoid. It doesn't hurt that's the thing about cutting yourself, when you're shaving, it rarely hurts, it just bleeds a lot usually. - Ow! Ow! Got I think I cut myself on the, - [Director] Did you? - I cut myself on the soap. If I don't get severance will you contribute to my severance fund in the event that I am fired for doing this. - [Director] Yeah, I'll start a Kickstarter. - Yeah I bet you won't. - Oh my gosh look at this hair. How does one? Do you want to get it for me? - I'll do it. - Okay. Yeah I think you got it. Oh my gosh. I was a little nervous but you know. (sings New York, New York) - I'm shaving, I'm shaving, I'm shaving, I'm trying not to touch the rug, trying not to touch the rug. Trying not to touch the rug. - You want to cop a feel? - Yeah! (girl laughs) - This is actually, again I still kinda think this is a really cool product, I would just say it's nothing you should ever do in a rush. - I think I won this competition. - Maybe we're all winners 'cause we survived this. - Who's that? - [Director] It's not Zae, it's someone else. - Okay. Alright then, I'm getting up now, I'm gonna get out of here. It's very clear that I've missed quite a few spots. There are definitely spots I ran over with that razor over and over and yet, still hair. I know that the razor is just for touch ups but you know, it, over and over though. - It's been a few hours since I used the Sphynx razor and honestly the first like hour and a half after I used it my lower legs were on fire. - Alright yeah, yeah, minus the bleeding on both legs this isn't too terrible of a job, ah yeah lady tested, lady be careful cause you're gonna need a lot of band aids. (jazzy music) (whooshes) (squeaks)
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-This video was made possible by Brilliant. -Start learning intuitively with Brilliant for 20% off by being one of the first 200 people to sign up at Brilliant.org/reallifelore. -So you probably know that stars are pretty far away -But you may have also dreamed about visiting one since you were a kid.
-Science fiction has taught us that travelling to a distant star system may not be too far off in the distant future. -But Science fiction rarely gets into some of the largest problems that surround this concept. -I've made one video before discussing the possibility of humanity reaching another star in your life-time and to summarize that one, -The best you can hope for is *Maybe* a tiny probe the Proxima Centauri system sometime in a few decades That might be capable of taking some pictures of the planets there But as for you actually going yourself in visiting a planet that orbits a distanse star Unless you can figured out how to become immortal you likely never will And here are some of the biggest reasons why The distances are obviously huge and traveling across those distances will take a lot of time The fastest speed that humanity has ever achieved with a man-made object was using a Helios 2 prom which ** to 240 000km/h That's fast enough to circle around the entire Earth in just about 10 minutes. With going in that speed will still take about 19 000 years of just reach Proxima Centauri - the nearest other star to the Sun But lets speculate for a moment now that perhaps this is the fastest speed that we ever could reach using a spaceships with actuall humans on board We build a ship with about 100 person crew that we populated-self over generations until we gets to Proxima Centauri This concept is known as Generation Ship and the people on board will live their entire lifes without every living the small space of the ship before arriving at its destination over 600 generations of people will live at this bizzare exsistance before finally arriving 19 000 years later at their destination and goal: The first humans to ever colonised antoher star system. The only problem is tho: after they finally do arrive, they not only discover, that humans are already there, but have been there already for tousands of years and have completly colonised the new planet with milions of people and huge cities. The reason this could happend is that the people of 2018 assumed the speed of 240 000 km/h was the fastest speed we could achieved on a ship and so they send up their colonists under that assumption. However, after 19 000 years into their yourney, they were still 18 000 years more away from getting to their planet. Back on Earth, tho, a thousand years of technological development was enough time to discover much faster forms of space travel. And the people od the year 3018 will be capable of sending out colonist on the ship that could reach the planet in just 5 000 years. So their ship endend up passing the one l*** in 2018 arrived to the destination planet thousands of years before it and have enougt time to completly develop civilisation there before the 2018 ship arrived and discover their entire 19 000 years of deal and suffering was all for... nothing. Who knows what psychological or feel self- problems such an experience could create for those people But this entire problem is known as the Wait Calculation When is the optimal time for humanity to send colonist out to another star? The concept was first written about by Andrew Kennedy in a paper written in 2006. Kennedy assumed, that it have to be a minimum travel time to any place in the Universe. And that ment was our technology was close to achieving it we could safely send colonist out and avoid the risk of living too early for nothing. But deciding when the best time to live is.. is pretty complicated. And think about the implications that poses to any would-be space traveler: Would you volunteerly signed up to be locked in the space ship for the rest of your life, along with your children's life and their children's, and their children's and so on houndred of time over? When the only pay-off will be being told that: One day humanity will colonise another planet star thanks to your sacrifice? But then you remember the Wait calculation and release that only pay of is actually a huge gamble and you sacifice maybe worthless and along run. You'll be insine to take that risk and everybody else will feel the same way, so convincing anybody to get on the Generation Ship like this at almost anytime in the future would be almost impossible..unles you forced them to. Would be colonist always assumed, that peopole in the future would just create faster form of transportation, that would completly negate their own journeys? That is until we descover a way to travel at or near light speed. It appears, that the speed od light is the Universe highest speed limit. And so, naturally, if humanity ever discover a way to travel near it, potential colonists could rest their sure that they sacrifices their travel that never be en vain. Like the explorers aboard the ABC Jungle Fruit are cruisers searching for resourses Hi everyone, Simon here, so I thought I'd do a Kirby story. We haven't had one for a while and this one a good memory of this, this story, because it's quite funny now, when you guys are in bars in Thailand and you're you're out for some entertainment. It'S not a good idea to make bets with your friends and to broadcast to the bar. How special you are a big you are how fantastic you are at everything one evening must have been about 11 o'clock in the evenings.
I was in my bath. Sorry, 7. Potato I was out of the front talking to frozen my mamasan. Ah it's quite even in other girls. Quite often, if it was quiet, we'd get like a buckets and put some Thai whiskey in there, and some ice and they'd have whiskey and soda or whiskey and water a bit of a concoction just to get the girls in a better mood and a bit more Lively and this evening Apple was in the bar, Kirby was there, and there was one other customer I sent remember at the back of the bar Bert's. Three guys walked in it was quiet must have been probably end of the high season. Three guys three Marines American marines walked in all three guys were tall big muscular. They were, they were typical. Big Marines one was a freaking American, quite dark skinned it'll were quite pale, yeah, but all guys in a muscly guys they came into the bar. They come down to seven bar hopping and they weren't really drunk but and quite loud and they came in or the drink, and the girls were a lot of girls in in Patera, promiscuous and naughty. hey were, quite often you might have noticed, might have happened to you. The girls have come up and pinch your bottom, but quite often they would grab your crutch just to see if you're well-endowed or not they just little games they play. But this these three guys walked in and because it was quiet, apple kirby were at the front, but all the girls went in for the sort of kill remembering well and and they'll grab these guys and it turned. They failed pointing to the one pale-skinned green. With a blonde hair saying he's the biggest and all this and they were all under laughs and the guys were loving it. You know it's very funny with his airplane, but yes, they were all in party move the girls they had this drink and they grabbed these guys and the guys was loving it. The killer be sort of stepped up and sort of went up a notch in pushing herself on these guys. Let'S say now: the guys then ordered shots and they bought a couple of the girls. Some shots. I mean they order like three shots, each and they've just neck in them down. I mean that big guys, but it just I thought. Well, it's great for the bars money. That'S it! Then, this one guy, let's call him Errol. He started saying to the other boys. How great he was with women and at this point frozen the mamasan stepped in so asking him how good he was and what he wanted. He was on the sales pitch and he was going on how fantastic he is that no woman could resist him and the drink was talking frozen, push kirby forward, and then the boys are Geryon him on. You know, there's a regular mode. He then made the statement that you shouldn't made when you drink. I can take this girl up the road and I will be coming back first and she won't be able to walk properly because she's had a best time of her life. I guarantee that I'll bet. You money, I came the money on the table, they put a hug, I remember hundred-dollar bills. Each of them said that he would not be back before her these two and he said no I'll be back. First, he was Stanley to win 200 bucks. You know care of his life a frozen and curved you start pushing what about is we want the tip that we want some of this and, of course, these guys that are a few drink, few more shots. They put another hundred-dollar bill on the table and says that's for the girls. I think air being frozen, all the other girls over there. If Kirby wins, that's it bar fight, curvy, grabs, Errol and just around the corner and literary tournaments. This was a couple of little short time rooms off. They went all the girls were on these two guys and the guys started buying drinks and they even rang the bell, which was brilliant. Thirty minutes everyone sort of partying round these two Marines and drinkin's, loving it in walks kirby on her own. Looking as fresh as a daisy and the place just erupted, five minutes passed down. The road comes the guy Errol, with his tail between his legs most embarrassed. She had wiped the floor clean with him. He didn't stand a chance. He came in that bar he'd lost, face harassment, don't bet your friends when you're drunk that you can do Superman activities, especially with someone like Kirby or Apple, those guys they took these hundred dollars off in the girls all got. They broke the money at the very number early, but they all were loads of drinks and he paid Kirby and he paid the bar high and that Errol had to pay the bin, and that was about three thousand three and a half days and back bin. They left apart, pretty quick where he was pushing together as a bar kind of embarrassment, Kirby they'd, gone and Kirby said that he was hopeless. He was drunk she just instant, easy win fur and the girls all carried home, Turing kids. There was a great night. So a little kirby story, but he sober he was partially drunk. He had no chance doesn't matter how your physique is and everything some of these girls like Kirby are professionals. They know all the tricks in the book to empty the tanks. There you go just a little Kirby one live stream coming up more than likely tomorrow being Tuesday evening at about 7:00 UK time. I haven't finalized it yet, but it's looking like I'll be on have a chat, we're going to talk about a subject but again until they clarify that subject before I announce it, we have a subject tomorrow. I hope you having a great time out the weather's a great way you're in the UK. It'S gorgeous it's 30 degrees. Brilliant, been waiting for summer is here. My motorcycle is gone. It'S sold. If you saw my facebook page you'd have seen it's gone website. We'Ve got the garden back I'll see you guys soon. Take a Oh |
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